A learned man with interests in television, movies, current events, and good humor. I'm usually on the brink of something momentous or catastrophic--I have two speeds.

I am [On the brink].

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19th September 2014

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Video: The first person to buy the iPhone 6 in Perth immediately dropped it →

Awwwwwwww yis.

Shit.

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18th September 2014

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Six Colors: Why I bought the iPhone 6 Plus →

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18th September 2014

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Humility.

Humility.

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16th September 2014

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G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT! 
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Fitty.

theclearlydope:

G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT! 

[via]

Fitty.

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15th September 2014

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THE FIRST FULL TRAILER FOR ‘THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY—PART 1’ IS FINALLY HERE!

entertainmentweekly:

THE FIRST FULL TRAILER FOR ‘THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY—PART 1’ IS FINALLY HERE!

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15th September 2014

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Tenenbaum Tennis Academy.

Tenenbaum Tennis Academy.

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13th September 2014

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I think Things Organized Neatly should appreciate this one.

Brilliant.

I think Things Organized Neatly should appreciate this one.

Brilliant.

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12th September 2014

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I believe that Haley Joel Osment looks very much like Rob McElhenney.

I believe that Haley Joel Osment looks very much like Rob McElhenney.

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12th September 2014

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@Chris Pratt Douchemaster McChest

Perfect.

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12th September 2014

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For More Visit: Fitness Motivation Pictures

I get it. Babies lift better than me.

fitnessmotivationpictures:

For More Visit: Fitness Motivation Pictures

I get it. Babies lift better than me.

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11th September 2014

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Connie Britton at the Late Night with Seth Meyers.

Connie Britton says she doesn’t get fans’ obsession with her hair.

She can’t be serious.

FNL

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10th September 2014

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How One Kenyan Tribe Produces The World's Best Runners - WNYC →

Manners soon learned that they were practicing for an initiation ceremony, a rite of passage that is all about enduring pain.

Elly Kipgogei, 19, remembers going through the ceremony at age 15.

First, he says, he had to crawl mostly naked through a tunnel of African stinging nettles. Then he was beaten on the bony part of the ankle, then his knuckles were squeezed together, and then the formic acid from the stinging nettle was wiped onto his genitals.

But all that was just warm-up; early one morning he was circumcised, with a sharp stick.

During this whole process — the crawling, the beatings and the cutting — Kipgogei was obliged to be absolutely stoical, unflinching.

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9th September 2014

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Don’t worry: No puppies were drowned in the making of Underwater Puppies. Photographer Seth Casteel says his shoots actually doubled as pool safety lessons:

So many people forget that our swimming pools, as much fun as they are, they are a danger, and they can be a danger to … our fur children. … I mean, a lot of these puppies I work with — for Underwater PuppiesI worked with over 1,500 — all it took was just a few times, putting them in the water and teaching them where the exit is, and they figured it out.

More photos (and Casteel’s interview on Morning Edition) here!

-Nicole

Lively.

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6th September 2014

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Sneak peek at Tuesday’s keynote

Turkey leg.

lonelysandwich:

Sneak peek at Tuesday’s keynote

Turkey leg.

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5th September 2014

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Yuyyu

Yuyyu

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